Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
