Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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