i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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