I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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