His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm determined to sit on that face.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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