I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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