You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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