so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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