Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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