Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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