How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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