quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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