Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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