U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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