Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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