we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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