TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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