By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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