sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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