Buhtt sex?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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