This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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