Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
what day is it and did you see me today?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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