You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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