Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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