OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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