i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is