Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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