Sry I called you an 8
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again