I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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