Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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