I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
