Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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