I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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