he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
