i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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