I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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