And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
either way he was missing a nipple.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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