Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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