i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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