You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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