What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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