I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its not stalking. its research.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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