They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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