i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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