People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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