porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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