Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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