Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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