I'm drive I can fine osifer
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize