My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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