so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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