my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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