covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish i was in the wii world.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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