: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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