I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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