Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
tell me about the fingering
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