Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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