So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I wear drunk well.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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