I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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